01:Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. - Single. It's horrible and lonely.
02:Where you’d like to be in 10 years. - Somewhere with real weather, married with kids and writing professionally.
03:Your views on drugs and alcohol. - Can be fun.
04:Your views on religion. - Don't know enough about any religions to have views.
05:A time you thought about ending your own life. - I plead the fifth.
06:Write 30 interesting facts about yourself. - No.
07:Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality. - Cancer and yes.
08:A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life. - When I published Sunny Ella.
09:How you hope your future will be like. - Happy.
10:Discuss your first love and first kiss. - That's personal.
11:Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up. - Nothing Compares 2 U by Mr. Bungle; Glasgow by They Might Be Giants; Ballad Of A Thin Man by Jamie Saft Trio featuring Mike Patton; Spank Thru by Nirvana; Henry Kissinger by Monty Python; Dead Of Winter by Eels; Fish Heads by Barnes And Barnes; Gitarzan by Ray Stevens; Stadium Rock by The Fags; The Rhythm Thief by Sparks.
12:Bullet your whole day. - Woke up; daily internet grind; bowl of cereal; one year old's birthday party; read a book; more internet stuff; dinner; The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers; insomnia.
13:Somewhere you’d like to move or visit. - Vermont.
14:Your earliest memory. - How should I know? I had no sense of chronology back then.
15:Your favorite tumblrs. - What?
16:Your views on mainstream music. - Some of it is good, a lot of it is not, just like any other kind of music.
17:Your highs and lows of this past year. - Good times with friends and family versus crazy depression.
18:Your beliefs. - Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes.
19:Disrespecting your parents. - Not cool, Zeus. Not cool.
20:How important you think education is. - Depends on the kind of education and the person receiving it.
21:One of your favorite shows. - TV shows? Live concert shows? Help me out here.
22:How have you changed in the past 2 years? - No idea. For the better, I'd hope, but I'm not so sure that's true.
23:Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive. - I'll go you one better, here are six attractive guys:
24:Your favorite movie and what it’s about. - House Of 1000 Corpses is about two idiots and their girlfriends (Leonard Maltin's words) who get abducted by a family of killers.
25:Someone who fascinates you and why. - Eugene Hutz because he is fascinating.
26:What kind of person attracts you. - Intelligent, funny, sincere, nice, dark hair and / or eyes (usually), musical talent, foreign accent preferred.
27:A problem that you have had. - Being me.
28:Something that you miss. - Being a child.
29:Goals for the next 30 days. - Find a job, write more stories.
30:Your highs and lows of this month. - Tomahawk concert (hasn't happened yet, but looking forward to it) and some good times hanging out with friends. Tonight is useless, though.
0 Height - Five feet, six and three quarter inches.
2 Shoe Size - Nine.
3 Do you Smoke? - Second hand, yes.
4 Do you Drink? - Sometimes.
5 Do you take drugs? - Are you a cop?
6 Age you get mistaken for - My cousin told me I look about twenty three.
7 Have Tattoos? - Nine so far.
8 Want any tattoos? - Several.
9 Got any Piercings? - Just my ears.
10 Want any Piercings? - Not any more.
11 Best friend? - Don't have just one.
12 Relationship status - Single. Fuck you.
13 Biggest turn ons - None of your business.
14 Biggest turn offs - Internet abbreviations.
15 Favorite Movie - House Of 1000 Corpses.
16 I’ll love you if - You deserve it.
17 Someone you miss - Lauren. I haven't heard from her in, like, a month and it's making me sad. I guess I could try calling her again but if she continues to not respond it'll just make me feel worse.
18 Most traumatic experience - Totaling my car.
19 A fact about your personality - Underneath my meek exterior is pure, unadulterated rage. Under that, nothing but love.
20 What I hate most about myself - Myself.
21 What I love most about myself - I have really good taste in music.
22 What I want to be when I get older - Happy.
23 My relationship with my sibling(s) - Good.
24 My relationship with my parent(s) - Good.
25 My idea of a perfect date - One that is fun and goes well.
26 My biggest pet peeves - When people say "I could care less" when they could not care less.
27 A description of the girl/boy I like - I only realized a month or so ago I have these feelings for him; before that I could have sworn I only saw him as a friend. He's made of corn flakes.
28 A description of the person I dislike the most - Katy Perry.
29 A reason I’ve lied to a friend - To spare their feelings, probably. I can't think of a time I've lied to a friend (though that's not to say it's never happened).
30 What I hate the most about work/school - The fact that I have no work to go to right now.
31 What my last text message says - Don't know; I usually delete them.
32 What words upset me the most - "Loser."
33 What words make me feel the best about myself - "Cantankerous." (I just like saying it.)
34 What I find attractive in women - Depends on the woman.
35 What I find attractive in men - Depends on the man.
36 Where I would like to live - Vermont. England. Disneyland Hotel.
37 One of my insecurities - Being Sally.
38 My childhood career choice - I wanted to be a teacher / actress/ waitress/ Miss America. Yeesk.
39 My favorite ice cream flavor - Chocolate Therapy or Phish Food.
40 Who wish I could be - Eugene Hutz's girlfriend.
41 Where I want to be right now - With that dude I like.
42 The last thing I ate - Chocolate caramel walnut cup things from Trader Joes.
43 Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - Eugene Hutz.
44 A random fact about anything - Penguins have an organ above their eyes that turns sea water into fresh water.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? - I think the last person I texted was Jenny. So, no.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? - I don't have an ex. Incorrect.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? - Nope.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? - It depends.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? - How long ago is "recently"?
6. What are you excited for? - Tomahawk on Tuesday!
7. What happened tonight? - The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? - I think it's disgusting when anyone gets really wasted because usually vomit is involved.
9. Is confidence cute? - Depends. Is the confidence coupled with arrogance? 'Cause in that case, no.
10. What is the last beverage you had? - Water.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? - Never counted.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? - Nope.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? - How should I know?
14. What are you going to spend money on next? - Food, probably. Or Tomahawk merchandise.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? - No. Fuck you.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? - In some ways, yeah. Everyone will.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? - Jenny and Amanda.
18. The last time you felt broken? - Right now.
19. Have you had sex today? - No. Fuck you.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? - I have a stupid crush on a stupid boy. It's stupid.
21. Are you in a good mood? - No.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? - Only if they won't bite me.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? - Yep. And my mom's.
24. What do you want right this second? - Brownies.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? - Say to whom? I don't know if I'd say anything. I think I'd just be sad.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? - Nope.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? - Nope.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? - Don't remember. My nieces are pretty hilarious.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? - Quite a few people, actually.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? - To some extent, probably, yeah.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? - No.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? - No idea. He might. He might have figured it out before I did. But we've never talked about it so how should I know?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? - Yes. Fizzy drinks hurt.
34. Listening to? - Family Guy.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? - Nope. I stopped using pencils in fifth grade. They smudge and fade. I hate them.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? - Somewhere in California.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? - It's never happened to me.
38. Who did you last call? - Don't remember. I don't keep track of that kind of thing.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? - I don't dance with people. I dance alone.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - It was a situation. These things happen.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? - Earlier today at a baby's birthday party. It looked like Cookie Monster.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? - Yes.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? - Simply by existing, yes.
44. Do you tan in the nude? - I don't tan, period.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? - No.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? - No.
47. Who was the last person to call you? - Don't remember. I don't keep track of that kind of thing.
48. Do you sing in the shower? - Sometimes. Not as often as I sing in the car.
49. Do you dance in the car? - Yes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? - Yes.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - How the hell should I remember something like that?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - Some of them, yeah.
53. Is Christmas stressful? - No.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? - Yes.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? - Razzleberry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - Teacher / actress / waitress / Miss America. All at the same time. I don't get the young me.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - Sometimes.
59. Take a vitamin daily? - When I remember to, yeah.
60. Wear slippers? - Right this second.
61. Wear a bath robe? - When I get out of the shower.
62. What do you wear to bed? - Pajama pants and a t-shirt. Or boxer shorts and a tank top if it's hot.
63. First concert? - Weird Al Yankovic, I think.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Yeesk. Target, I guess.
65. Nike or Adidas? - Doc Martens.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? - Fritos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Cashews.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? - Oh jesus christ I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than listen to that famewhore bitchqueen.
69. Ever take dance lessons? - A long time ago. I didn't retain any of it.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - I always develop crushes on musicians but I rather like the idea of being married to, like, an IT guy. From Russia.
71. Can you curl your tongue? - Yes.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? - No.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - Yes.
74. What is your favorite book? - I have several but my gut reaction was to say Life Among The Savages by Shirley Jackson (and its sequel, Raising Demons, is tied with it, so that one, too).
75. Do you study better with or without music? - Without. I can't read if there's music on. I focus on the music instead of the reading.
76. Regularly burn incense? - Never burn incense. It gives me a headache.
77. Ever been in love? - Yes. It wasn't requited. Fuck you.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? - Mr. Bungle.
79. What was the last concert you saw? - Amateur Porn (one of my friend's bands; I don't know if they're keeping that name or not). Going to see Tomahawk on Tuesday!
80. Hot tea or cold tea? - Cold.
81. Tea or coffee? - Either.
82. Favorite type of cookie? - Chocolatey.
83. Can you swim well? - What I do is basically glorified dog paddling but at least I can keep myself from drowning.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - Yes. Who can't?
85. Are you patient? - Usually.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? - Neither. I will pick the music, thank you very much.
87. Ever won a contest? - I think so?
88. Ever have plastic surgery? - Nope, but I would like to get some laser hair removal.
89. Which are better black or green olives? - Black but both are good.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? - I think waiting 'til you're married is a terrible idea; what if you're not sexually compatible? You'd have to know that kind of thing.
91. Best room for a fireplace? - The fireplace room.
92. Do you want to get married? - Yes.
Be seeing you.
-Sally
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