Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I Made A Spreadsheet About The Aquabats! Super Show!

I did.
But the problem is, Blogger won't let me post it here in spreadsheet form.
So I just retyped the entire thing in a text document, which I will now copy and paste here so I don't have to be the only person enjoying my hard work.
I tried to be as thorough as possible but I'm sure I missed things. If anybody has an information (songs or foods I missed would be nice. And if anyone knows where the fox is in Antibats, I will love you forever if you tell me where he is. I'm tired of scouring that episode looking for him and coming up with nothing), it will be greatly appreciated.
Enjoy?


Manant!commercial – Harry Hider
does Eaglebones summon The Dude
– no
foods referenced and / or eaten
– birthday cake, burgers, butter mint, corn(dog), giant bagel, tasty bacon sandwich
Learning And Growing
– not applicable
Pablo cartoon
– waking up and getting cereal
"Somewhere…"
– "at a backyard birthday party"
songs
– Burger Rain, We Don’t Stop
where is the cartoon
– under the Battletram
where is the fox
– running past in the background when we first see the picnickers
who says “it’s a cartoon”
– Crash
who sees the cartoon
– Crash, Eaglebones, Jimmy, MCBC, Ricky

Mysterious Egg!commercial – Handi Gel
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – a giant egg full of protein, hardboiled (robin?) eggs, peanuts
Learning And Growing – “Part of being a parent is knowing when to let your children go.”
Pablo cartoon – trying to open a coconut on a desert island
“Somewhere…” – "deep in the forest"
songs – Robot Dreams
where is the cartoon – in a birds nest
where is the fox – running past when the Battletram arrives to rescue Ricky from Jimmy Jr.
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Eaglebones
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, MCBC, Ricky

Eagleclaw!commercial – High Tides
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – a drink (with a cartoon in it), ice cream
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – finding a cowboy hat and confronting a ghost
“Somewhere…” – "at a rock music concert"
songs – B.R.O., The Legend Is True
where is the cartoon – at the bottom of Crash’s drink
where is the fox – on the Ferris wheel during Eagleclaw’s flashback
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Crash, Jimmy, MCBC, Ricky
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Jimmy, MCBC, Ricky

Laundry Day!commercial – Ring In A Can
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – doughnuts, hot orange juice
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – surfing and fighting a shark
“Somewhere…” – "at a local city dump"
songs – The Good Life
where is the cartoon – in MCBC’s doughnut
where is the fox – running past in the background during the beginning of Mudlark’s flashback
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, Jimmy, MCBC

Ladyfingers!commercial – Tiny Burgers
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – Aquabats, fruit punch, Tiny Burgers
Learning And Growing – “That is why we shouldn’t judge people or mummies until we get to know them.”
Pablo cartoon – not applicable
“Somewhere…” – "at night on a coastal highway"
songs – Beat Fishin’, B.F.F., Hey Hey Lady In The Corner, The Siren’s Song, Tiny Burgers jingle, Wednesday, What A Lovely Night
where is the cartoon – in a cupboard
where is the fox – running past at the end when the Aquabats drop off the party guests
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, MCBC, party guests, Ricky

Haunted Battletram!commercial – Mummy Spray
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – burrito (with fresh healthy veggies), cherry swordfish Slushi, ectoplasmic residue
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – eating onions
“Somewhere…” – "in a spooky graveyard"
songs – Personal Property
where is the cartoon – behind a door
where is the fox – digging in a grave in the opening scene
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Ricky
who sees the cartoon – Ricky

Cowboy Android!commercial – Lil Bat Cartoon Player
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – cheese ball, Lil Bat Cartoon Player (“it’s edible!”), water
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – not applicable unless you count the commercial
“Somewhere…” – "in the depths of a coal mine"
songs – Cowboy Android Theme Song, Winging It
where is the cartoon – in a car’s glove compartment
where is the fox – on a balcony when MCBC is attempting to save the Aquabats from being hung
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Eaglebones
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, MCBC, Ricky

Uberchaun!commercial – Slushi
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – cherry soda, prune soda, Slushis
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – cooking ants with a magnifying glass
“Somewhere…” – "at a three star golf course"
songs – We Got This
where is the cartoon – in a tree
where is the fox – golfing and then running away behind MCBC and Eaglebones after they chase the tree monster
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Uberchaun
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, Jimmy, MCBC, Ricky, Uberchaun

Pilgrim Boy!commercial – Snakey Snacks
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – hot dogs, pineapples, popsicles, purple ice cubes, Snakey Snacks, turkey
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – trying to sleep while a fly buzzes around his head
“Somewhere…” – "just outside of Detroit"
songs – The World’s Passing By
where is the cartoon – Pilgrim Boy turns into it
where is the fox – on television running away from the giant space cricket
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, Jimmy, MCBC, Pilgrim Boy (arguably), Ricky

Floating Eye Of Death!commercial – Stooped Fone
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – Floating Eye Of Death goop, snacks
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – skateboarding
“Somewhere…” – "at a rock concert"
songs – Feel My Steel (rap version), Feel My Steel (rock version), The Shark Fighter
where is the cartoon – it’s a video game
where is the fox – getting a newspaper as Zombie Trucker and Zombie MCBC drag Tina out of the store
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Crash
who sees the cartoon – Crash

Night Of The Cactus!commercial – S.C.A.B.S.
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – rocket powered hot dogs, S.C.A.B.S., sparkling water, water, wheatgrass shooters
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – pogo stick
“Somewhere…” – "at a desert campsite"
songs – Doing Science
where is the cartoon – scanned from the surface of the meteorite
where is the fox – pretending to be a cactus just before the meteor mutates the actual cactus
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Jimmy
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Jimmy

Cobraman!commercial – Scruffy Scruff
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – pizza (not quite eaten in one bite), truck stop chimichanga
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – not applicable
“Somewhere…” – "on a world tour"
songs – Awesome Forces, Gnarbarian Party
where is the cartoon – on a screen in the Battletram control room
where is the fox – hiding behind a tree when the stolen Battletram drives by while the Aquabats are gardening
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Carl
who sees the cartoon – Carl, Cobraman, Crash, Eaglebones, Jimmy, Ricky

Showtime!commercial – Pop ‘N’ Shocker
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – burger, pizza
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – not applicable
“Somewhere…” – "in a junk filled vacant lot"
songs – Showtime
where is the cartoon – in Space Monster M’s eye
where is the fox – in the panicking crowd when Space Monster M reveals himself
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – MCBC

The Return Of The Aquabats!commercial – Sonic Boom 3000
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – delicious dirt, fat blue guys, ice cream, tacos
Learning And Growing – “Saving the world is a big responsibility that hopefully someone else will pay for.”
Pablo cartoon – snowboarding dream
“Somewhere…” – "in the universe"
songs – generic ska song, Help Me, various Pixies references
where is the cartoon – not applicable
where is the fox – running across the top of a mountain as Eaglebones approaches the bar in his origin story
who says “it’s a cartoon” – not applicable
who sees the cartoon – not applicable

Summer Camp!commercial – Captain Turnip’s Grocery Island
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – tries but fails
foods referenced and / or eaten – shiny lemons
Learning And Growing – “Always be wary of people who are way into putting jewels on their sweaters. They can transform into hideous freaks and rampage at summer camps.”
Pablo cartoon – mad scientist making dinner
“Somewhere…” – "at a summer camp"
songs – Aquacadets Camp Song, Captain Turnip's Grocery Island jingle, Summer Camp
where is the cartoon – in a gem in the cave
where is the fox – running out from behind a tree and getting shot at by MCBC
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – MCBC

Bad Apples!commercial – Dirt Clod
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – apples, apple pie, chips, cookies, Dirt Clod (“makes a great snack”), fresh veggies, milk
Learning And Growing – “Sometimes people and robots just need to run.” and “Sometimes it takes cutting open a giant, disgusting, slimy worm to bring a family close together.”
Pablo cartoon – tennis
“Somewhere…” – "at a local neighborhood supermarket"
songs – Captain Turnip’s Grocery Island jingle, Open The Worm
where is the cartoon – on a chain around a skeleton’s neck in Jimmy’s dad’s lab
where is the fox – running past far in the background right after Jimmy rescues his mom
who says “it’s a cartoon” – Martha Goodman
who sees the cartoon – Jimmy, Martha

The Thingy!commercial – Meal A Rang
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – no
foods referenced and / or eaten – chicken, hot cocoa (with cinnamon), hot dogs, salt, steak
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – flying soda burps
“Somewhere…” – "on a snowy mountain road"
songs – I’m A Bad Thingy
where is the cartoon – buried in the snow
where is the fox – running past in the snow when Jimmy is scanning for the Thingy
who says “it’s a cartoon” – MCBC
who sees the cartoon – Eaglebones, MCBC

The Antibats!commercial – Popcorn Pants
does Eaglebones summon The Dude – yes
foods referenced and / or eaten – cotton candy, hot dog, ice, ice cream, popcorn, smoothie
Learning And Growing – not applicable
Pablo cartoon – dentist
“Somewhere…” – "at a shred center"
songs – Asthma’s song, Dreaming Of A Girl Like You, Hug Someone
where is the cartoon – on a portable TV in a hobo’s lap
where is the fox – to be determined
who says “it’s a cartoon” – the hobo
who sees the cartoon – Crash, Eaglebones, the hobo, Jimmy, MCBC, Ricky
Be seeing you.
-Sally

Monday, July 22, 2013

Just Thinking

My freshman year of high school I got nominated for "Homecoming Court" or something like that. But football games and school dances were not my kind of thing, and I just assumed it would end up being a Carrie situation anyway (I had few friends and mostly kept to myself), so I just didn't bother to show up for any of things that I was, as a nominee, supposed to do.
It didn't occur to me until, like, two days ago that maybe all those kids actually just nominated me because they thought I was nice and I blew them off. Now I feel like a jerk.
But maybe they would have just made fun of me.
But maybe they wouldn't have.
There's no way of knowing now. Either way, I would have been uncomfortable. It's just now I feel bad retroactively in case they nominated me with sincere intentions.

Be seeing you.
-Sally