Several years ago I got hooked on watching / arguing with one of those "Top 100" lists VH1 likes to televise. It was called something like VH1's 100 Hottest Hotties and I think I agreed with, like, two people they selected. Ever since then, once or twice a year, I make my own list (fifty men and fifty women) to suit my own opinions. So there.
My stipulations are simple: they have to be famous people but my definition of "famous" is relatively loose. Basically "been on television" is good enough, which is how a few people I wouldn't have heard of if I'd never met them ended up on this list (most quite high up, I might add. ... Though that might just be my sense of loyalty kicking in; I think they're more beautiful because I know them).
Anyway, enjoy!
100) Cecile De France (actress: Haute Tension)
99) George Harrison (musician: The Beatles)
98) Amanda Palmer (musician: The Dresden Dolls)
97) Joel McHale (comedian: The Soup)
96) Helena Bonham Cater (actress: Lady Jane)
95) Danny Kaye (actor: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty)
94) Keira Knightley (actress: Domino)
93) Demetri Martin (comedian)
92) Lucy Lawless (actess: Xena Warrior Princess)
91) Austin Pendleton (actor: Skidoo)
90) Zoe Bell (stuntwoman: Grindhouse)
89) Harry Nilsson (musician)
88) Judy Garland (actress: Easter Parade)
87) Brendon Small (musician: Dethklok)
86) Pamela Racine (musician: Gogol Bordello)
85) Johnny Depp (actor: Sleepy Hollow)
84) Yo-Landi Vi$$er (musician: Die Antwoord)
83) Fran Kranz (actor: The Cabin In The Woods)
82)Bettie Page (pop culture icon)
81) Joseph Gordon-Levitt (actor: Brick)
80) Charlize Theron (actress: Arrested Development)
79) Colin Mochrie (comedian: Whose Line Is It Anyway?)
78) Christina Ricci (actress: Cursed)
77) Chris Hardwick (comedian)
76) Cia Soro (musician: Whale)
75) Matt Berry (actor: The IT Crowd)
74) Karen Black (actress: House Of 1000 Corpses)
73) Graham Chapman (actor: Monty Python's Flying Circus)
72) Kate Garner (musician: Haysi Fantayzee)
71) John Lennon (musician: The Beatles)
70) Portia DeGeneres (actress: Arrested Development)
69) Rob Zombie (musician: White Zombie)
68) Ellen DeGeneres (comedian)
67) Aldis Hodge (actor: Leverage)
66) Lady Gaga (musician)
65) Brian Molko (musician: Placebo)
64) Joan Jett (musician: Joan Jett And The Black Hearts)
63) Tom Waits (musician)
62) Nina Hagen (musician)
61) Peter Falk (actor: Columbo)
60) Angela Lansbury (actress: The World Of Henry Orient)
59) Nivek Ogre (musician: Skinny Puppy)
58) Marion Cotillard (actress: Inception)
57) Aurelio Voltaire (musician)
56) Asia Argento (actress: The Stendahl Syndrome)
55) Sergey Ryabtsev (musician: Gogol Bordello)
54) Lyn-Z Way (musician: Mindless Self Indulgence)
53) Wayne Brady (comedian: Whose Line Is It Anyway?)
52) Sarah Brightman (actress: Repo! The Genetic Opera)
51) Michael Nesmith (musician: The Monkees)
50) Nigella Lawson (television personality: Nigella Feasts)
49) Dmitry Sholokhov (clothing designer)
48) Catherine Zeta-Jones (actress: The Phantom)
47) Conan O'Brien (comedian: Conan)
46) Natasha Leggero (comedian)
45) Stan Ridgway (musician: Wall Of Voodoo)
44) Katharine Hepburn (actress: Desk Set)
43) Johnny Galecki (actor: I Know What You Did Last Summer)
42) Jamie Lee Curtis (actress: Halloween)
41) Paul F. Tompkins (comedian)
40) Amy Acker (actress: The Cabin In The Woods)
39) Michael Palin (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
38) Naomie Harris (actress: 28 Days Later)
37) Robert Englund (actor: Nightmare Cafe)
36) Drew Barrymore (actress: The Wedding Singer)
35) Tim Roth (actor: Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead)
34) Marisa Tomei (actress: Oscar)
33) Bill Moseley (actor: House Of 1000 Corpses)
32) Katie-Jane Garside (musician: Queen Adreena)
31) Eugene Mirman (comedian)
30) Jodie Foster (actress: Bugsy Malone)
29) Bill Hicks (comedian)
28) Sigourney Weaver (actress: Ghostbusters)
27) Andrew W.K. (musician)
26) Heather Langenkamp (actress: Wes Craven's New Nightmare)
25) Robert Downey Jr. (actor: Soapdish)
24) Sheri Moon-Zombie (actress: House Of 1000 Corpses)
23) Kurt Cobain (musician: Nirvana)
22) Robin Goldwasser (musician: Mono Puff)
21) Charlie Day (actor: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
20) Glynis Johns (actress: The Court Jester)
19) Vincent D'Onofrio (actor: Happy Accidents)
18) Lili Taylor (actress: The Impostors)
17) Rob Paulsen (actor: Animaniacs)
16) Dita Von Teese (pop culture icon)
15) John Linnell (musician: They Might Be Giants)
14) Madeline Kahn (actress: Clue)
13) John Flansburgh (musician: They Might Be Giants)
12) Elizabeth Sun (musician: Gogol Bordello)
11) Patrick McGoohan (actor: The Prisoner)
10) Cyd Charisse (actress: Brigadoon)
9) Richard Ayoade (actor: The IT Crowd)
8) Carolyn Jones (actress: The Addams Family)
7) Gary Oldman (actor: Track 29)
6) Alisa Burket (musician: She, Her And I)
5) Mike Phirman (comedian)
4) Becky Blanca (musician: Don Juan Y Los Blancos)
3) Mike Patton (musician: Mr. Bungle)
2) Jennifer Charles (musician: Lovage)
1) Eugene Hutz (musician: Gogol Bordello)
Be seeing you.
-Sally
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