'Cause I was bored today I made lists of my top thirteen favorite
— actors and actresses
— albums
— bands (and top thirteen favorite songs by each of those bands … except for one of them but … I’ll get to that)
— two lists of books (one for chapter books, one for picture books)
— comedians
— foods
— movies (and my top thirteen least favorite movies; also one list of Disney movies)
— musicals
— musician crushes
— songs to sing at karaoke
— two lists of television shows (one for live action, one for animated)
I’ve arranged them in alphabetical order because I never feel right ranking things. Read if you want, don’t if you don’t!
Favorite Actors and Actresses
1) Bill Moseley
2) Gary Oldman
3) John Goodman
4) Karen Black
5) Lili Taylor
6) Patricia Quinn
7) Peter Lorre
8) Robert Englund
9) Rob Paulsen
10) Sheri Moon Zombie
11) Tilda Swinton
12) Tim Roth
13) Vincent D’Onofrio
Favorite Albums1) Angel Dust by Faith No More
2) California by Mr. Bungle
3) Dethalbum II by Dethklok
4) The Fury Of The Aquabats by The Aquabats
5) Gorilla by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
6) Here Comes The Zoo by Local H
7) In 3-D by Weird Al Yankovic
8) In Utero by Nirvana
9) John Henry by They Might Be Giants
10) The Liberty Of Norton Folgate by Madness
11) Mit Gas by Tomahawk
12) Super Taranta by Gogol Bordello
13) The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part One) by Mike Phirman
Favorite Bands
1) The Aquabats
2) Faith No More
3) Fantomas
4) Gogol Bordello
5) Hard ‘N Phirm
6) Local H
7) Madness
8) Mr. Bungle
9) Nirvana
10) Peeping Tom
11) They Might Be Giants
12) Tomahawk
13) Voltaire (who I guess is more “musician” than ”band” but…)
Favorite Aquabats Songs
1) The Baker
2) Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates
3) Cheeseburger Politics
4) Meltdown
5) Nerd Alert
6) Plastic Lips
7) Playdough
8) Poppin’ A Wheelie
9) Sequence Erase
10) The Story Of Nothing
11) Tarantula
12) The Thing In The Bass Amp
13) Winging It
Favorite Faith No More Songs
1) Ashes To Ashes
2) Caffiene
3) The Crab Song
4) Digging The Grave
5) Falling To Pieces
6) Helpless
7) Just A Man
8) Land Of Sunshine
9) Malpractice
10) The Perfect Crime
11) R ‘n’ R
12) Underwater Love
13) The World Is Yours
Favorite Mike Patton Songs From One-Shot Projects Or Guest Appearances (in lieu of favorite Fantomas songs (because their albums are better appreciated as wholes than individual tracks) and Peeping Tom (because so far it’s part of the one-shot category))
1) Anger Management by Lovage
2) Bulls-Eye by John Zorn
3) G.I. Joe by Melvins
4) Kickin’ from Crank 2: High Voltage
5) Lost Weekend by The Qemists
6) Mojo by Peeping Tom
7) A Perfect Twist from A Perfect Place
8) Pig Latin by Dillinger Escape Plan
9) Procura O Cara from No Coracao Dos Deuses
10) Secrets 4 Sale by Kid 606
11) We’re Not Alone by Peeping Tom
12) When Good Dogs Do Bad Things by Dillinger Escape Plan
13) Where Is The Line by Bjork
Favorite Gogol Bordello Songs
1) Alcohol
2) Baro Foro
3) Copycat
4) God-Like
5) It Is The Way You Name Your Ship
6) Pala Tute
7) Punk Rock Parranda
8) Suddenly… (I Miss Carpathy)
9) Think Locally Fuck Globally
10) Undestructable
11) We Rise Again
12) When Universes Collide
13) Zina-Marina
Favorite Hard ‘N Phirm Songs
1) El Corazon
2) Death Of The King
3) Juan In A Million
4) Like Love
5) Moose Lodge
6) Naturally Selected
7) Not Illegal
8) Pi
9) SFH
10) El Superbeasto
11) That Old Blood And Guts Show
12) Trace Elements
13) Zombie Nazis
Favorite Local H Songs
1) Another February
2) Bound For The Floor
3) California Songs
4) ”Cha!” Said The Kitty
5) How’s The Weather Down There?
6) Jesus Christ, Did You See The SIZE Of That Sperm Whale?!
7) Keep Your Girlfriend
8) No Problem
9) Nothing Special
10) The One With ‘Kid’
11) Tag-Along
12) They Saved Reagan’s Brain
13) What Would You Have Me Do?
Favorite Madness Songs1) Benny Bullfrog
2) Driving In My Car
3) E.R.N.I.E.
4) It Must Be Love
5) The Liberty Of Norton Folgate
6) Lovestruck
7) Michael Caine
8) NW5
9) On The Beat Pete
10) On The Town
11) Shadow Of Fear
12) Shut Up
13) The Sun And The Rain
Favorite Mr. Bungle Songs
1) After School Special
2) The Air Conditioned Nightmare
3) Carousel
4) Carry Stress In The Jaw
5) Desert Search For Techno Allah
6) Mr. Nice Guy
7) My Ass Is On Fire
8) None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
9) Platypus
10) Retrovertigo
11) Slowly Going Deaf
12) Squeeze Me Macaroni
13) Vanity Far
Favorite Nirvana Songs
1) Aneurysm
2) Downer
3) Heart Shaped Box
4) I Hate Myself And Want To Die
5) Lounge Act
6) Milk It
7) Mr. Mustache
8) Oh The Guilt
9) Sappy
10) Sliver
11) Spank Thru
12) Territorial Pissings
13) Tourettes
Favorite They Might Be Giants Songs
1) Absolutely Bill’s Mood
2) Contrecoup
3) Dead
4) Feast Of Lights
5) I’ll Sink Manhattan
6) I’m Your Boyfriend Now
7) Man, It’s So Loud In Here
8) The Statue Got Me High
9) Stomp Box
10) Till My Head Falls Off
11) Towson
12) When Will You Die
13) You’re On Fire
Favorite Tomahawk Songs
1) Birdsong
2) Capt. Midnight
3) Desastre Natural
4) God Hates A Coward
5) Harelip
6) I.O.U.
7) Red Fox
8) Sir Yes Sir
9) Song Of Victory
10) Southpaw
11) Sweet Smell Of Success
12) Totem
13) White Hats / Black Hats
Favorite Voltaire Songs
1) Almost Human
2) Blue-Eyed Matador
3) BRAINS!
4) Cathouse Tragedy
5) The Chosen
6) Day Of The Dead
7) Death Death (Devil Devil Evil Songs)
8) Ex Lover’s Lover
9) Goodnight Demonslayer
10) The Headless Waltz
11) The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
12) No. 1 Fan
13) The USS Make Shit Up
Favorite Chapter Books
1) American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
2) The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by Barbara Robinson
3) The Diamond In The Window by Jane Langton
4) Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
5) Dracula by Bram Stoker
6) The Haunting Of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
7) The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
8) Hollywood Monster: A Walk Down Elm Street With The Man Of Your Dreams by Robert Englund
9) Knight’s Castle by Edward Eager
10) Life Among The Savages by Shirley Jackson
11) The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
12) The Pushcart War by Jean Merrill
13) Raising Demons by Shirley Jackson
Favorite Picture Books
1) The Big Orange Splot by Daniel Pinkwater
2) The Blah by Jack Kent
3) The Color Kittens by Margaret Wise Brown
4) Days With Frog And Toad by Arnold Lobel
5) Frog And Toad All Year by Arnold Lobel
6) Frog And Toad Are Friends by Arnold Lobel
7) Frog And Toad Together by Arnold Lobel
8) In The Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
9) John Patrick Norman McHennessy The Boy Who Was Always Late by John Burningham
10) King Bidgood’s In The Bathtub by Audrey Wood
11) Never Tease A Weasel by Jean Conder Soule
12) Outside Over There by Maurice Sendak
13) Rain Makes Applesauce by Julian Scheer
Favorite Comedians
1) Bill Hicks
2) Chris Hardwick
3) Dana Gould
4) Eugene Mirman
5) George Carlin
6) Jackie Kashian
7) Jim Gaffigan
8) Jimmy Pardo
9) Mike Phirman
10) Mitch Hedberg
11) Paul F. Tompkins
12) Reggie Watts
13) Tig Notaro
Favorite Foods
1) bacon cheeseburger
2) bangers and mash with Branston Pickle
3) brownies
4) milkshake
5) okonomiyaki
6) pie
7) scone
8) souffle
9) sushi
10) Thanksgiving dinner made by my Grandma
11) tiramisu
12) Triple Chocolate Penetration doughnut from Voodoo Doughnut
13) tuna tataki
Favorite Movies
1) Cannibal! The Musical
2) Cecil B. Demented
3) Clue
4) The Emperor’s New Groove
5) The Evil Dead
6) House Of 1000 Corpses
7) The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
8) Little Shop Of Horrors
9) The Lords Of Salem
10) A Nightmare On Elm Street
11) Repo! The Genetic Opera
12) White Christmas
13) The World Of Henry Orient
Least Favorite Movies
1) Broken Flowers
2) Election
3) Five Across The Eyes
4) Gummo
5) Happiness
6) Hitch
7) The Ice Storm
8) Juno
9) Kids
10) Paranormal Activity
11) Red (the one with Robert Englund in it)
12) The Squid And The Whale
13) The United States Of Leland
Favorite Disney Movies
1) Alice In Wonderland
2) Bedknobs And Broomsticks
3) Brave
4) Candleshoe
5) The Emperor’s New Groove
6) Freaky Friday (the Jodie Foster one)
7) The Great Mouse Detective
8) The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
9) Mulan
10) The Parent Trap (the Hayley Mills one)
11) Robin Hood
12) Sleeping Beauty
13) Tron
Favorite Musicals
1) Barnum
2) Bugsy Malone
3) Cannibal! The Musical
4) The Devil’s Carnival
5) Into The Woods
6) Jeckyll And Hyde
7) Little Shop Of Horrors
8) Pippin
9) Repo! The Genetic Opera
10) Shock Treatment
11) Spamalot
12) Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
13) You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown
Biggest Musician Crushes
1) Brian St. Clair
2) Chad Larson
3) Christian Jacobs
4) Corey Pollock
5) Eugene Hutz
6) James R. Briggs Jr.
7) John Flansburgh
8) John Linnell
9) Kurt Cobain
10) Mike Patton
11) Scott Lucas
12) Sergey Ryabtsev
13) Trevor Dunn
Favorite Songs To Sing At Karaoke
1) Almost Paradise by Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
2) Call Me When You’re Sober by Evanescence
3) Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen
4) Heaven On Their Minds from Jesus Christ Superstar
5) I Know Him So Well from Chess
6) I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance
7) I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys
8) Never Again by Kelly Clarkson
9) Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon
10) Superstar by The Carpenters
11) Tainted Love by Soft Cell
12) The Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly
13) Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Favorite Animated Television Shows
1) Animaniacs
2) Bob’s Burgers
3) Clerks
4) Clone High
5) The Critic
6) Freakazoid
7) Gravity Falls
8) Histeria
9) Home Movies
10) Homestar Runner (which isn’t television but…)
11) Metalocalypse
12) The Simpsons
13) Tiny Toon Adventures
Favorite Live Action Television Shows
1) The Addams Family
2) The Aquabats! Super Show!
3) Columbo
4) Do Not Adjust Your Set
5) Eerie, Indiana
6) The IT Crowd
7) Monty Python’s Flying Circus
8) Nightmare Cafe
9) 120 Minutes
10) The Price Is Right
11) The Prisoner
12) V
13) Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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